God is in the detail
*Terms and conditions apply
You could get back less than you put in
Wine and Wafers may contain nuts
We no longer accept Luncheon Vouchers / Diners Club or Prayer as a form of payment
You must be WAY over 18, and look it, like, legally in a court, to speak with a Priest
The value of your religion may go up and down
No cash is left in any collection plate overnight
No unauthorised worship
Baptisms performed at users own risk
Ask about our vacancies
No Satanists
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