FIRST CUP OF TEA

I'm headed up North

where tea tastes much better

but why, I don't know, 🤔 

it's not that it's wetter. ☕

TRUE PARTNERS IN RHYME

Liberace - Fibonacci 

Brian Lara - Kate O'Mara 

Peter Cook told Barry Took

Paul Weller's a tall fella

Wayne Rooney - all the Moonies

Rusty Lee and Kiki Dee

Houdini - Mussolini

The Dalai Llama - Sir Keir Starmer

Michael Jackson - Toni Braxton

Robert Plant's a supplicant 

Martin Clunes is farting tunes

Foo Fighters - Sue Ryder's

Doris Speed in Harris Tweed

Vincent Van Gogh - Tony Han Cock

New York is True North

Mick Jagger - Merle Haggard

Eddie Wareing - steady bearing

Billie Eilish fights the Irish.

Celebrity indemnity

Pay no attention

To this invention.

FIRST CUP OF TEA

Cognition's nutrition. ☕

FIRST CUP OF TEA

Lady Macbeth never could get this tea-making malarkey completely right and thought she could merely command the liquid into the cup- "Out, out damned pot, out I say!" 🫖☕

FIRST CUP OF TEA

Where every day is Thirstday. ☕

TO SPEND OR NOT TO SPEND

I'm not sure where or when I'm gonna spend my extra hour

I'm not sure if I have the right to exercise such power

For Time is a museum and we're all briefly curators

But let's be honest most of all we're just procrastinators.

FIRST CUP OF TEA

Much like meeting an old friend after an absence, no words need to be exchanged, just the knowledge that you're back in safe and reliable company. ☕

FIRST CUP OF TEA

Liquidating my assets. ☕

FIRST CUP OF TEA

I dunk the teabag tentatively in the mug as if I'm a painter looking for that perfect colour on their palette. We're all searching for that perfect shade of tea. You know it when you see it. ☕😊

FIRST CUP OF TEA

The tour guide of the soul. ☕