Liberace - Fibonacci
Brian Lara - Kate O'Mara
Peter Cook told Barry Took
Paul Weller's a tall fella
Wayne Rooney - all the Moonies
Rusty Lee and Kiki Dee
Houdini - Mussolini
The Dalai Llama - Sir Keir Starmer
Michael Jackson - Toni Braxton
Robert Plant's a supplicant
Martin Clunes is farting tunes
Foo Fighters - Sue Ryder's
Doris Speed in Harris Tweed
Vincent Van Gogh - Tony Han Cock
New York is True North
Mick Jagger - Merle Haggard
Eddie Wareing - steady bearing
Billie Eilish fights the Irish.
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