Tuesday, 9 June 2026

FIRST CUP OF TEA

It's a little known fact that Oliver! the musical nearly became Tea! the musical. Here are some of the original song titles...☕☕☕


You Gotta Sip A Cuppa Or Two

As Long As Tea Needs Me

I'd Brew Anything

Ooh! Ah! Ah!

Tea Back Soon 

Brew Glorious Brew

Monday, 8 June 2026

JESUS SAVES

Jesus saves - for a rainy day

But Pharaoh now plays the stock market

He once lent some money to Moses, they say,

Who promptly pissed off in a basket.

HAIKU

I hope my IQ 

Is higher than my haiku,

As that's seventeen.

FIRST CUP OF TEA

The start of the working/slurping week. ☕

Sunday, 7 June 2026

FIRST CUP OF TEA

The original World Cup. ☕

Saturday, 6 June 2026

HAIKU

If Time is distilled 

We are left with Memory.

Moonshine Memory.

Friday, 5 June 2026

FIRST CUP OF TEA

Tea is my religion - which makes me a First Cup Adventist. ☕

Wednesday, 3 June 2026

FIRST CUP OF TEA

Ladies & gentlemen, it is my singular privilege, my absolute honour, my unparalleled, unadulterated pleasure to give to you that sublime balm for the battered spirit, that most delectable, restorative, & robust of refreshments...the humble, yet incomparable...FIRST CUP OF TEA!!! ☕




Tuesday, 2 June 2026

HAIKU

Time walks on wet sand

On the shore of memory

Leaving mere imprints.

FIRST CUP OF TEA

 Tea leaves, and it hasn't even said where it's going. ☕