HAIKU

When this heatwave ends

The audience stays seated

No calls for encore

HAIKU

The silent heatwave 

Clings to the quiet morning

Like a warm cobweb.

FIRST CUP OF TEA

I'm not saying it's warm or anything but I'm blowing on my tea to cool it down and it's appears to be heating it up! ☕🌡️🤣

HAIKU

Time's spiral staircase 

And the solitude of sleep 

Keeps my dreams moving.

FIRST CUP OF TEA

Simultaneous pondering - today's heatwave and wondering if any of the PG Tips TV chimps are still alive - Primate Change? ☕☀️🙉🤔

HAIKU

I'm horizontal

Then the alarm clock goes off:

Still horizontal.

FIRST CUP OF TEA

A genie need only grant me one wish. 🧞‍♂️☕

HAIKU

Amber heat warning

Sunday shall cast its resin

And movement will cease.

FIRST CUP OF TEA

"At the first cup, it will be one cup of tea, precisely" 🕧☕

HAIKU

I am Sisyphus 

Trying to get out of bed

Only to roll back.