HAIKU

I'm horizontal

Then the alarm clock goes off:

Still horizontal.

FIRST CUP OF TEA

A genie need only grant me one wish. 🧞‍♂️☕

HAIKU

Amber heat warning

Sunday shall cast its resin

And movement will cease.

FIRST CUP OF TEA

"At the first cup, it will be one cup of tea, precisely" 🕧☕

HAIKU

I am Sisyphus 

Trying to get out of bed

Only to roll back.

HAIKU

Sunday secret smile:

It delivers the sunshine

And precious silence.

HAIKU

Time's solemn advice:

"Spend me wisely, spend me well.

Change available."

FIRST CUP OF TEA

Once more unto the kitchen, dear friends, once more - Shakespeare's Henry V, Cup 1.

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A sapling in a forest of first cups. ☕

HAIKU

Life's hall of mirrors

Where we pause for reflection

Upon reflection.

FIRST CUP OF TEA

It's a little known fact that Oliver! the musical nearly became Tea! the musical. Here are some of the original song titles...☕☕☕

You Gotta Sip A Cuppa Or Two

As Long As Tea Needs Me

I'd Brew Anything

Ooh! Ah! Ah!

Tea Back Soon 

Brew Glorious Brew

JESUS SAVES

Jesus saves - for a rainy day

But Pharaoh now plays the stock market

He once lent some money to Moses, they say,

Who promptly pissed off in a basket.

HAIKU

I hope my IQ 

Is higher than my haiku,

As that's seventeen.

FIRST CUP OF TEA

The start of the working/slurping week. ☕

FIRST CUP OF TEA

The original World Cup. ☕

HAIKU

If Time is distilled 

We are left with Memory.

Moonshine Memory.

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Tea is my religion - which makes me a First Cup Adventist. ☕

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Ladies & gentlemen, it is my singular privilege, my absolute honour, my unparalleled, unadulterated pleasure to give to you that sublime balm for the battered spirit, that most delectable, restorative, & robust of refreshments...the humble, yet incomparable...FIRST CUP OF TEA!!! ☕

HAIKU

Time walks on wet sand

On the shore of memory

Leaving mere imprints.

FIRST CUP OF TEA

 Tea leaves, and it hasn't even said where it's going. ☕

FIRST CUP OF TEA

"When shall we, tea, meet again?" - the draft first line from Macbeth, before Shakespeare realised tea wouldn't become a nationally popular drink for another 40 years. That's how clever he was. 😉☕

HAIKU

June rain thumbs a lift

Hitching rides from weak sunbeams

Too shy to say no.