Saturday, 24 October 2026

HAIKU

Cold conspiring clouds

Leave a sheen upon the path

In which the light plays.

FIRST CUP OF TEA

Time for my daily metaphysical workout. ☕

Friday, 23 October 2026

HAIKU

Two minutes ago


This haiku didn't exist


And now it has passed.

FIRST CUP OF TEA

I'm no motorcyclist and I don't know too much about motorsport but for some reason I've always wanted to enter the Isle of Man Tea Tea race.

I wonder if I'd spill any? ☕☕🏍️🤔

Thursday, 22 October 2026

HAIKU

There is a second 

Between the tick and the tock:

Life is at home here.

FIRST CUP OF TEA

If only Marie Antoinette had said, "Let them drink tea" - I don't think the French would have had a revolution. 


C'est la ̶v̶i̶e̶ tea. ☕🇫🇷🤔

Wednesday, 21 October 2026

HAIKU

The cloud's lying low

As if it is leaning in

To hear our secrets.

FIRST CUP OF TEA

I take a break from pondering and for a short while I switch to musing. ☕



Monday, 19 October 2026

HAIKU

A dream of haiku 

Where language is limited

By eternity.

FIRST CUP OF TEA

Brobdingnagian pleasure from a Lilliputian cup. ☕

Sunday, 18 October 2026

FIRST CUP OF TEA

An anchor for the choppy waters of the modern world. ☕

Friday, 16 October 2026

HAIKU

Think about a day:

A mayfly will live a life

In just one tree's sneeze

FIRST CUP OF TEA

In an infinite universe there are infinite possibilities - therefore somewhere in the infinite void there is a first cup of tea writing about me. ☕✍️

Thursday, 15 October 2026

HAIKU

Trying to recall

The sound of my granddad's voice:

Only his laugh lasts.

FIRST CUP OF TEA

"One small sip for man, one giant sip for mankind." Tea-lover Neil Armstrong was going to use these first words on the moon but he'd forgotten to pack the teabags. ☕

Wednesday, 14 October 2026

HAIKU

Hope in a new day:

Every possibility 

Will rise with the sun.

FIRST CUP OF TEA

The gentrification of imagination. ☕

Monday, 12 October 2026

HAIKU

In this world of doubt,

Certainty is death, taxes,

And Monday morning.

FIRST CUP OF TEA

Decaffeinated tea - because resting in your favourite armchair whilst sipping your favourite drink can be too much for some people. ☕

Sunday, 11 October 2026

HAIKU

Sunday ticks and yawns 

And if it can remember - 

It will also tock.

FIRST CUP OF TEA

"I drink tea, therefore I am." - René Teacartes. ☕

Saturday, 10 October 2026

HAIKU

Time chaperones us

On its neverending path:

We, the dust it leaves.

Wednesday, 7 October 2026

FIRST CUP OF TEA

Teaquality for all! ☕✊

HAIKU

Fine rain strains to fall
It seems to just hang around 
Unsure of its way.

Saturday, 3 October 2026

HAIKU

Mum and Alzheimer's:

Today it's her eightieth,

And love won't forget. 🎂

FIRST CUP OF TEA

All the muse that's fit to drink. ☕

Friday, 2 October 2026

HAIKU

Was I destined to

Make cheese from sheep and goats milk:

A feta-ccompli?


(I'll fetch my coat and show myself out)

FIRST CUP OF TEA

And they all sipped happily ever after. ☕

Thursday, 1 October 2026

HAIKU

Time in glass bottles

Drinking our youth, and taking

Back the empty years.

FIRST CUP OF TEA

Those tannin stains on that old mug you keep for sentimental reasons - they are the memory of tea made manifest. ☕