On the twelfth day of Christmas, the UK gave to me:
12 Strikes-a-drumming
11 Taxes rising
10 Lords a-leeching
9 Landlords squeezing
8 Sewers leaking
7 Bills a-soaring
6 Trains a-cancelling
5 PER-CENT RATES!
4 Crumbling schools
3 French strikes
2 Two-hour queues
And a pothole in a B-road.

