Saturday, 30 November 2024

THE NAKED TREE AND THE EVERGREEN

 My two trees have stood together for decades. Each autumn one discards its leaves while the other looks on rather perplexed.


"I revel in this form so that Mother Nature will embrace me and in the Spring I am to be reborn" says the naked tree.


"Hippy" mutters the evergreen.




Tuesday, 26 November 2024

IN A DAYS

I wake up and can't think which day it is

Tuesday or Wednesday I'm in such a tizz

I struggle to think then look at my socks

Then I remember - I'm wearing odd clocks

Sunday, 24 November 2024

ONE TRACK MIND

Occasionally during the night I heard a high speed train pass right through my house. I woke to realise it was the storm that's currently happening and not the dream I had where we'd bought the cheapest home in Northampton, straddling the track.

HAIR-RAISING SLEEP

I won't use hair nets, don't use grips

They're not that handy to lie on

Then I awake to a big mistake

My hair like a dandelion!




Friday, 22 November 2024

FALLING APART

He was a self-made man

He worked in a parts department 

At night he didn't go home 

He slept in assorted compartments.

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Thursday, 21 November 2024

FIRST CUP OF TEA

sipping loads

gritting the road not taken; 

writing odes

sitting, probing locations.

Monday, 18 November 2024

FIRST CUP OF TEA

The first dialogue of our internal monologue.

THE SUBJECTIVITY OF ART

I told my wife I wished I was Bob Ross

So she permed my hair into candy floss.

Sunday, 17 November 2024

AROUND THE SUN

I wake a year older and ponder the thought.

I've reached 57, I started at nought

It's not been the fastest of accelerations

The speed bumps of life take us some acclimation.


But here I now stand in my 58th year

The journey's the point, whatever the gear.

Saturday, 16 November 2024

THE OVERNIGHT BATTLE FOR THE DUVET

We fought for the duvet and my wife's the victor 

It's wrapped around her like a boa constrictor.

Friday, 15 November 2024

WAKING UP DEAD ON SIX

I woke up dead on six.


If I'd woken at five,


I might still be alive. 👻

Wednesday, 13 November 2024

TIME TRICKS

Time ticks so that we do not have to keep a count of our experiences

Time tocks to show us that one thing must follow another

Time stops everything from happening all at once

Time tricks us into believing that.

Tuesday, 12 November 2024

SOME TUNES AND A DIP

Tuesday arrives apologising for Monday, much how we might apologise for a boring +1 at a friends party. 

Tuesday has nothing to apologise for. Neither boring nor the life and soul, Tuesday's much more practical. Tuesday will always deliver.

Tuesday's brought some tunes and a dip.

FIRST CUP OF TEA

I was just thinking that if you took all the tea drinkers in the world right now and gathered them all together, do you know what?


...there wouldn't half be a lot of washing up to do!

Monday, 11 November 2024

FIRST CUP OF TEA

My very own bag for life.

MONDAY'S APOLOGY

Monday mumbles an apology as it drags us into the week. We put up with its odd idiosyncrasies because memories of the weekend are still quite fresh but cold. A bit like leftovers from a party. They'll be on the turn by Wednesday but by Friday we'll already be cooking new treats.

Sunday, 10 November 2024

USING SILENCE

Silent Sunday sidles up with an absence of traffic noise and people. We should make use of this silence. With no light pollution we can see the stars. Maybe Sunday's silence brings with it a clarity of thought, far from the madding crowds, the only day that's a detached dwelling.

ALL BECAUSE...

First cup of tea: abseiling through the window with a cuppa for my wife, wearing my black roll-neck sweater and black trousers -


all because the lady loves milky tea.

Saturday, 9 November 2024

EVERY LITTLE HELPS

Saturday arrives as chilly as a public rebuke. My garden's in the midst of allowing Winter to begin to play hide and seek with its colours. Fallen leaves lie generously across my lawn like chocolate shavings on a rather delicious cake. I refill the bird table. Every little helps.

FIRST CUP OF TEA

"Do not sup where the path may lead, sup instead where there is no path and leave a trail and a fanfare for the common man."


Ralph Waldo Emerson, Lake and Palmer - probably.

Friday, 8 November 2024

AWAKENING - a haiku

I open my eyes

And the whole world tumbles in.

Blink and you'll miss it.

PUPPY POWER

Friday bounds up to me like a playful puppy eager to start the weekend. I have to remind Friday that while the weekend is very fond of it, it isn't actually part of the weekend. Friday doesn't listen or care, it's little tail flashing left and right.


I guess I should walk it.

Thursday, 7 November 2024

METEOROLOGICAL EXACTITUDE

I look at the weather and feel Thursday shrug its shoulders. "Comme ci, comme ça" it might say, taking on the persona of an insouciant Frenchman. But we Brits strive for meteorological exactitude, so I check the Met Office forecast. 


Grey cloud all day.


I shrug my shoulders.

Sunday, 3 November 2024

NOTHING

Heading home to our bustling town after being perched on the very edge of the North Yorkshire moors for 4 days. Time moves more slowly up here, not least because Time has to counter steep hills at every winding turn. 

I'll miss the silence. 

Sometimes nothing is all you need.

Saturday, 2 November 2024

LURING

From the Goth Festival. Whitby.

A man with a live parrot on his shoulder, or a parrot with a live man on its claws. You can wear any colour as long as its black. Two demons kiss by a novelty rock shop. Crystals, jet and fresh sea air, it lures the Goths out of their lair.




Friday, 1 November 2024

WAXING TIME





Whitby's cobbled streets

Are burnished through time

By the feet of the living dead.


From smugglers at Loggerheads

To Captain Cook's Endeavours - 

All roads must lead to today.


These cobbles, such printing presses of history,

Ultimately guide me

Into the Jet Age.